Creamy Garlic Cauliflower Mash


I have a thing against carb substitutes. Zucchini noodles couldn’t be farther away from actual noodles, sweet potato “toast” makes warm sourdough cringe, and chickpea pasta makes me never want to see hummus again.

However, and this is a big however, this creamy garlic mashed cauliflower is actually just as good if not better than actual mashed potatoes. This is the dark skinny jean of side dishes: it goes with everything, you can dress it up or down, and it’s usually your favorite thing in your repertoire. I’ve never been so obsessed with something that takes just three ingredients, but lately I’ve been serving this garlicky cauliflower mash with everything.

It’s a perfect swaddle for a rich beef stew, garlic butter shrimp, or meatballs, and lightens up any entree. If you’re tasked with bringing a side dish for a Friends or Thanksgiving, I think this is your ticket for getting invited back every year! Just look at that perfect creamy texture, and guess what? It only has a splash of cream, which means the entire batch is only 310 calories! If you’re convinced, here’s what you need:










Chop a large head of cauliflower into florets, and steam with garlic until fork tender. Puree the steamed cauliflower and garlic with a splash of cream; the blender turns it into the silkiest puree that can’t be matched by using a masher (I tried, got my arm workout for the week, and was still left with a chunky mess).

And there you have it! The easiest side dish ever that won’t stress you out when you crazy relatives are in town for the holidays.

Do you have any favorite holiday recipes? I’d love to hear them in the comments below!

Creamy Garlic Cauliflower Mash (serves 2-4 as a side dish)

  • 1 large head of cauliflower

  • 2 cloves of garlic, peeled

  • 1 Tablespoon butter

  • 2 Tablespoons half and half or cream

  • 1 teaspoon salt

  1. Remove the leaves from the head of cauliflower, and cut into florets.

  2. Place cauliflower and garlic cloves into a steamer and steam for 10-15 minutes, or until fork tender. If you don’t have a steamer insert: put a small amount of water into a large pot over medium-low heat, cover, and cook until cauliflower is tender. Drain if there is any water left over in the pot.

  3. In a blender combine steamed cauliflower and garlic cloves, butter, half and half, and salt to taste. Puree on high until smooth and serve hot. Enjoy!

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